I wanna be the very best, Ooh!  I wanna be good at this
Like no one ever was. Maybe even end up on SNL
To catch them is my real test, If I suck at performing then I’ll know this is not my thing
To train them is my cause. I kind of want to share this with my friends
   
I will travel across the land, I’ll take the BART and go all the way to SF to train
Searching far and wide. Seems like there are a lot of places to train at…and they’re all so far apart. That’s okay!
Each Pokemon to understand I wanna learn from everyone!!
The power that’s inside I wanna see what makes great improvisers great
   
Pokemon, (gotta catch them all) its you and me Improv, (Play all Day!), it’s you and me
I know its my destiny I’m feeling really passionate about this art form, it must mean something
Pokemon, oh, you’re my best friend Improv, oh, you’re filled with my kind of people
In a world we must defend We’re gonna make everything better by enjoying life and being happy!
   
Pokemon, (gotta catch them all) a heart so true Improv, (Play all Day!), first lesson is to come from a place of honesty
Our courage will pull us through Second lesson is to be fearless
You teach me and I’ll teach you Cool!  This teacher just said that they learn from me as well!  We’re like equals already!
(Po-ke-mon) Gotta catch ’em all (Im-prov) Play All Day!
   
Every challenge along the way Okay…so this is getting harder
With courage I will face I’m not a quitter, I’ll just keep taking more classes
I will battle every day I keep going up in my head
To claim my rightful place I need to just breath and become zen like, back to that place of openness
   
Come with me, the time is right I’m starting a troupe, do you want to join?
There’s no better team This troupe’s gonna be fire
Arm in arm we’ll win the fight We’re rehearsing Wednesdays then perform at a dive bar on Friday
It’s always been our dream There’s nothing better
   
Pokemon! Improv!
   
(Gotta catch ’em all) Play all Day!
   
It’s you and me It’s you and me, there’s nothing more that I’m doing with my time
I know it’s my destiny I’ve spent a lot of time doing this so it must mean something
   
Pokemon! Improv!
   
Oh, you’re my best friend, Oh, we’re definitely friends because we’re fighting more
In a world we must defend. We’re gonna make everything better through humor and wit and call out shit we don’t like in the world so that we can change it
   
Pokemon! Improv!
   
A heart so true. Seriously though, be honest
Our courage will pull us through. Stop being scared and going with stereotypes
You teach me and I’ll teach you. Let’s create together
   
Pokemon! Improv!
   
(Gotta catch ’em all)x5 Repetition is key to making this funny.  Shit, 5 was too many.
   
Pokemon! Improv!
   
It’s you and me Repeat it again, because the audience didn’t catch it
I know it’s my destiny By that, I mean, I didn’t catch your character name
   
Pokemon! Improv!
   
Oh, you’re my best friend, Probably the best drinking group in the world
In a world we must defend. Speaking of world, let’s poke fun at it
   
Pokemon! Improv!
   
A heart so true. STOP TRYING TO BE FUNNY!!!!
Our courage will pull us through. ARGH!
You teach me and I’ll teach you. …You’re teaching me nothing with your butt jokes
   
POKEMON! Improv!
Gotta catch’em all!! Play all Day!
Gotta catch’em all!! Unless that person only wants to talk about their fixation with butts
POKEMON!!! Improv!
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